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hey ppl.. finally a new post from me.. haha. donno how long din post d...

so here's d headline.. last thurs when to MOS with kk fren.. finally can ajak them out to club.. haha... harder than dragging a bull i think.. but it was fun... n damn it was so pack tat day so ahrd to dance dance also.. not to forget got hungry wolf frens there .. haha.. no pics to upload as i din take any... so all words post..

so another update for u ppl... juz came back from Bali on fri... bene there since mon a.. was a beautiful palce n shopping paradise for gals i can say.. but a romantic place also wif lots of sunset...nthing much to write bout here... wait till i upload d pics than i will let d pics do d talking..

so ppl.. cant say i din update.. ahhaha... cheers

*p/s Any plan for new year eve???

LOL

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I’m sure you’re ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I’m returning ___8___ to you, but I’ll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,1.

What’s the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I’ll join the monastery

Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match

Grey - You’re a pervert

Yellow - I’m selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You’re a loser

Other - I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - your dwarf bit me

April - I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of May

June - you put cuffs on me

July - I threw up

August - I saw the shrunken head

September - we skinny dipped

October - I quoted Santa

November - your dog ran amok

December - I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kebab - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women’s clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard soufflé

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

American Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

Top Model - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I’ve felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we’re cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I’m open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David’s tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?A/B - Always will rememberC/D - Never will forgetE/F - Always wanted to breakG/H - Never openly mockedI/J - Always have felt dirty beforeK/L - Will tell the authorities aboutM/N - Told in my confession today aboutO/P - Was interviewed by the Times aboutQ/R - Told my psychiatrist aboutS/T - Get sick when I think ofU/V - Always will try to forgetW/X - Am better off withoutY/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?Water- Our friendshipBeer - SenilitySoft drink - A new life as a cloneSoda - The incarnation as an eskimoMilk - The apartment buildingWine - Cocaine abuseCider - A passionate interest for miceJuice - Oprah Winfrey imitationsMineral water - Embarrassing rashHot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishismWhisky - To ruin the second world warOther - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?Thailand - Warm regardsUSA - Best regardsEngland - Good luck on your short-term leave from jailSpain - Go and drown yourselfChina - Disgusting regardsGermany - With easeJapan - Go burnGreece - Your everlasting enemyAustralia - Greetings to your frog LeonardEgypt - Fuck off nowFrance - In painOther - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?Gathering for drinks - Ugly pigFoosball - Silly duckShopping - French kisserDulging for food - Cranky bananaMovies - Smelly armpitsSnacks - Horny wolfSnooker - Tiny nipplesBowling - Sexy grandmotherOutdoor activities - Vain potHaving a long talk - Nose pluckerTaking pictures - Dumb bitchOther - Burn yourself